Oh there's a very pleasant side to you, a side i much prefer

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Mardy Bum=

Someone who complains alot, moans about their life etc...

Usually used in the north of england.Also a arctic monkeys song.

person one: "Oh god i wish i could have got arctic monkeys tickets"
person two: "stop being such a mardy bum"

credits to rakk for actually checking the definition. i merely used the term as a subnick to announce to the world what a royal bum i am (at the moment). i don't complain, i just whine.

but trust me, if the monkeys ever came to our fair shores and i didn't get tix, i would not only complain, whine, whinge,moan, groan,throw a tantrum but also cause carnage, as i almost did (lest we didn't get tix to the lastest screening of Across The Universe")

urban dictionary definition of carnage:

unfortunate event or situation with seriously detrimental social consequences



in tribute to the full footie match i saw through last night..2 of the monkeys with a football. Alex Turner i love you, you are genius and you write totally ACE lyrics.

point in case: verse from Mardy Bum

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear


aaaaw bless!

team for last night's chels- spurs match

Cech; Belletti, Alex, Carvalho, A Cole; Wright-Phillips (Sidwell 90+3), Makelele, Ballack (c); Malouda (Bridge 84), Pizarro (Anelka 57), J Cole.

notice..no terry, lamps, drogba but they still performed exceptionally

belletti's goal :D what a scorcher! 35 yards out and put it in at the top corner..that one was almost lamps-esque

Anelka on for chelski last night!! WOOT! damn, no video yet of that cheeky wright-phillips back flip that anelka chested and almost almost scored with, but the keeper made a beautiful save lah. WASTED. and in the 80-somethingth minute, hit the woodwork AIYAAA. but its amazing how he fit right in..seamless i would call it. but i'm feeling in a generous mood today. things might change the next match *shrug*

ballack though. *fumes* offside offside fkin OFFSIDE! get your ass onside dammit! you don't bloody deserve the captains armband

ok. chill. closing the gap on the manchesta crew. hope springs eternal