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Eric Foreman (aka topher grace. who cares what his real name is anyways!) with a spiffy new haircut and highlights...as Venom. well technically its a parasite from a meteorite, a symbiote they called it, that bonds with anything and voila! instant evil! can you say "ultimate villain"? ok wait that's Vader yozzzz.
ok now that that's established- for Christ's sakes, Foreman as Venom! that's like Hyde playing dress up as Donald Trump

tobey maguire with emo hair is wahey! kinda hot actually! with the faintest trace of eyeliner. and travolta-esque hip thrusting. i exclaimed "what is this world coming to?!?" cos they made Spiderman do a James Brown number. NOOO!!!! BLASPHEMYYYYYY!!! but it was actually quite endearing. though i'll never look at spidey the same way again :P

bryce dallas howard. her bone structure is wowza. its somethin special alright. she's got this effortless beauty that's so elusive... BUT. there's always a but. she has cankles ;_; she's too beautiful. why'd she have to have cankles?!? kasjfd;aksj;a

kiki dunst as MJ. why was she ever chosen to play MJ in the first place? EEEW. she's has cooties.

james franco. that wrinkly smile *sighhhhh*

its friggin SPIDERMAN. its your moral obligation to go watch it :P